Lunchtime observations.


I work at a small restaurant on a college campus. I take notes during the lunch rush. Here they are...


An exchange between myself & the guitarist for @GuyMorganBand…

All non-punctuation & non-capitalization is his, not mine.It starts with him.

Practice on wednesday eight o clock

Why? We don’t have any gigs.

We have new songs to write and finish up

Yeah, but not THIS week, right? I have @tonedefallstars (gigs) going on this month.

we agreed last wednesday that we were practicing this week

Did we? - Note, everything I respond with from this point is complete sarcasm.

Yes. I talked to you and [redacted] both and you both said ok. You even got your phone out

Did I?

Yes, you agreed!

Are you sure?

Yes you agreed. I am not lying or anything

Huh.

I was just saying that we agreed to practice and i was not making it up. We can work on exciting new stuff 

I see.

So can you come practice?

Not tonight.

I was talking about wednesday 

What about Wednesday?

Can we practice on wednesday like we talked about

We talked about it, right?

(no response)

Sometimes, you just have to fuck with people.



tags: dumbassery