The Captain's Blog

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How the HELL did Boondock Saints 2 come out & I didn’t hear about it?!?!? Must. Go.

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Looking for a recreational therapist? I can sit for the exam, I just need a job!

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Sitting in Ragsdales with @Morganism82, listening to Richard Marx & then THE ORIGINAL Electric Avenue!? Fuck yeah! #80smusicrocksmyshit

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A Captain Ron original

chorus: Fuck you, you fuckin’ fucks! You fucked up my floors.

Fuck you, you fuckin’ fucks! You money grubbin’ whores.

Fuck you, you fuckin’ fucks! I hope you fuckin’ die.

Fuck you, you fuckin’ fucks! Stick a needle in your eye.

Fuck you, you fuckin’ fucks! You fuckin’ fucks!

verse 1:  I let you rent my place for cheap because you needed to.

I even let you pay rent late. That’s not what landlords do!

You had 3 dogs, I didn’t care. I didn’t say a word.

Then, you sue for your deposit? Fuck you! Go eat a turd!

(chorus)

verse 2: I only rented to you ‘cause of who you were friends with.

You landlords: listen up! Don’t you rent to this pair of shit!

They’ll wreck your floors, they’ll trash your yard, and then want money back.

If I had it my way, you’d be tied up in a sack (drowning).

(chorus)

verse 3: You asked me for your money back, I thought you might be high.

You served me papers, while at work? I thought, “Oh, Lordy. Why?”

I thought the law was on my side but, oh how I was wrong.

So, take my cash, you fuckin’ fucks and you can take this song (too)!

(chorus)

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One break down. Just a few hours til my next break, then done for the day.

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Writing a song about my financial woes, Tone Def All-Star style.

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“Thanksgiving”? Not this year. Maybe next year I’ll be thankful.

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Visual voicemail RESTORED!

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This pretty much sums up my day. http://moby.to/gsj2pk

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Mousetrap: , Mouse: . 

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I, too, am not a “Holla back girl”.

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So stressed. Must. Find. Xanax.

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I need money. Give me money.

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n’t make you smart. I have a smart phone, for example.